#STEALERSHIPS

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 09/11/2014 at 13:47 • Filed to: stealerships

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Our finance manager just came back to tell me they calculated the tax wrong on my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and now my payments are TWO DOLLARS LOWER PER MONTH.

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Klaus Schmoll > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:49

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You are rich!!!!!!! Don't spend it all at once!

macanamera > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:49

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I'd be like...

...sooooo anytime you have that two dollars you owe me, that would be great.

Takuro Spirit > Klaus Schmoll 09/11/2014 at 13:50

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Shit, that's TWO TWO PACKS OF POP TARTS from the vending machine per month!

cazzyodo > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:52

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Perspective...you've gotz it.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:53

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So your saving $72 over what you were originally going to be paying. I'd say that you should take your family out for a feast of Olive Garden (or some other crappy chain restaurant) to celebrate your newfound fortune.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:54

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That's 2 extra dollars a month in the racecar fund jar

Tohru > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:54

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Man, what a bunch of bastards. If you didn't work there, they wouldn't have told you about the trouble with the loan.

0/10 would never buy a car there

shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:55

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BOOM!

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:58

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If you save up you could get a box for much better value!

ACESandEIGHTS > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:58

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Now you can pay Johnny.

Spoon II > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 13:58

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One dollar Pop Tart packs!?! We truly live in an era of extravagance

Edit: I'm totes jealous of your vending machines btw

Takuro Spirit > E30Joe drives a Subaru 09/11/2014 at 14:05

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Shopping on eBay for $2 Trans Am parts right naow

Takuro Spirit > Tohru 09/11/2014 at 14:07

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Okay, Negative Nancy.

(you are probably right as shit though)

Takuro Spirit > Spoon II 09/11/2014 at 14:09

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They only always have strawberry though. :(

I'm partial to the Grandma's Cookies for 75 cents. Peanut butter, if they have them.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 09/11/2014 at 14:10

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But I forgot to eat breakfast and didn't being anything to work! And they fit perfectly in the pizza oven in the break room.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 14:20

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That must be a tiny pizza oven.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 09/11/2014 at 14:28

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There's room for them to spread out.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 14:31

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Both packages at once? That's gross.

Tohru > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 14:45

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I dunno why you even got a new CX-5 anyways since you work at a Mazda dealership you should know Miata is always the answer but you can't buy a new one because they've announced the ND so buying an NC is stupid what you should have done is bought a used NA Miata and put it on Raceland coilovers and beefy swaybars and stripped the interior for weight savings on TRACK DAY BRO and some wider tires for HOOSIERS BRO and put a cage in for AUTOCROSS DAY BRO.

/Jalopnik'd

Spoon II > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 16:22

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Respect! *fist bumps* That sounds delicious

KamikazePigeon > Spoon II 09/11/2014 at 16:25

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I'm going to tell my future grandchildren that I lived in an "era of extravagance".

claramag, Mustaco Master > Takuro Spirit 09/11/2014 at 21:05

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Speaking of flavors, is Mixed Berry not a thing anymore?! I went shopping last week and pop tarts were supposed to be my one sweet thing, but WHERE ARE THE BLUE AND PURPLE ONES WTH

claramag, Mustaco Master > Tohru 09/11/2014 at 21:06

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Why go miata when you can TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLAR ENGINE REBUILD SOOOON

Spoon II > KamikazePigeon 09/14/2014 at 03:33

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As you should, it's a great line!